Christmas guide: What naughty gift to give at Christmas? And for whom?
Ah! Christmas! The magic of the holidays, the tree, the beautiful decorations, the joyful songs, and the race for gifts!
Every year, it's the same puzzle: do you have to find original gift ideas for your darling? What can we offer our brothers and sisters? his in-laws? parents too?
What can you do to avoid falling back on endless gift boxes? Beauty gift boxes for them, the lottery surprise bag, the personalized mug for geeks, the humorous key ring, the overly heady perfumes, the unicorn toiletry bag or even the traditional combo: blanket / slippers.
Well think FUN! The truth! the one that makes people truly happy and joyful, the only form of pleasure that improves everyday life and the well-being of the people who matter most to you! There are ways to find original gift ideas no matter your budget. And you will undoubtedly win the prize for the best ideas.
Yes, but would we dare to offer a naughty gift at the family table? What will my old aunt Madeleine think? and my uncle José?
For several years, many of you have dared to take the plunge and have - in every respect - memorable celebrations: atmosphere guaranteed when unwrapping gifts, collusion and salacious jokes to punctuate and lovely fireworks for couples at the end of the evening !
You will never digest a family meal so well!
Follow the guide and you will see that naughty gifts often rhyme with divine Christmas!
1- What original naughty gift for my darling?
A novelty in male sex toys: simple and effective, it's the best-selling GHOST reversible masturbation sheath from ARCWAVE — flirtatious, naughty and cute, but terribly effective, it's a very soft, ribbed and textured silicone sheath which stretches deliciously on the penis to enhance your wrist strokes with a soft and stimulating cloud.
As it is reversible, you get double the sensations with one and the same product. And if it's choosy, you can also enjoy it as a textured sleeve to caress the vulva or the entrance to the vagina.
The family friendly version : a candy thong as a peanut gift that can be unwrapped with the family. And why not finish dessert in the privacy of your room. Be careful not to salivate too much or risk giving him free hair removal :-) It's much better than the very funny candy or chocolate in the shape of willies. Here, we eat candy out of our candy! Zero guilt given the sport that awaits you afterwards.
The sensual version: your favorite cocktail available in a gourmet warming oil version, so you can enjoy it directly on your body. You have the choice between Piña Colada , Mojito , Margarita and if you want something more regressive: the candy floss and its sparkling sugar should not leave you indifferent.
Otherwise, a full body-to-body massage with a lubricating, kissable massage fluid that can be used anywhere, everywhere and licked straight from the body. You will be able to explode your daily fruit quota thanks to the peach-apricot combination!
The daring version: make him roar with pleasure with MANTA: a vibrator for him, which will fit perfectly into your oral games and even during somersaults. “Crossed toes” effect guaranteed!
The ideal gift for the jaded darling who doesn't think he needs a sex toy: The Sam Neo from Svakom — a connected masturbator that combines powerful suctions (no need to even move) with intense, deep vibrations on the glans to take it to the nirvana! Ideal for those separated by an ocean or a few kilometers.
The luxury gift idea version : with the Arcwave™ ION , it's just the equivalent of a Womanizer™ but for penises! That is the demand of the people ? Pleasure with precise and formidable stimulation of the nerve plexus located at the level of the frenulum. Cataclysmic effect guaranteed, if you manage to make him let go!
2- What naughty gift idea for my sweetheart?
The funny version : burlesque nipple pasties to give you a tassel-twirling show worthy of the "Ziegfeld Follies".
The sensual version : a pretty thong-harness in the “Le Petit Secret” collection from Maison-Close. .. Not only will you enjoy seeing it taken out of its pretty box, but you will also be able to enjoy it the moment you unwrap it, like a pretty present. The little thong can be opened all the way thanks to a system of mini-buttons. It's hot! No?
Or even sexier! Give him the corset style bodysuit from the new Magnetic Games collection : You can literally tear it off from him, without being afraid of damaging it. In addition, the adjustment sliders allow you to adapt it to your silhouette, no hassle and the same goes for the bra part. It's the best way to spend a romantic evening that you both will enjoy.
The daring version: WOMANIZER Premium 2 - THE toy of the moment! To cherish and literally make her clitoris quiver with pleasure for your greatest happiness. A real orgasmic bomb which acts on his pleasure like a catalyst! Leave her in charge and enjoy the show! And if you don't want to break the bank for the Rolls in the range, know that there are ones at all prices: with the CLASSIC , the LIBERTY or even the STARLET .
Pleasure for sure: DUO 2 by Womanizer
If she is one of those who already have everything and who does not compromise on their pleasure. The Duo 2 is just the best of both worlds: synchronized stimulation of the clitoris and G-spot with the magic of Pleasure Air Technology™
She is the best sweetheart in the world and I want to give her a lot of pleasure :
An OG Womanizer of course! A G-spot stimulator that builds on Womanizer's revolutionary stimulation technology. It will help him target his sensitivity at the G-spot, tame it and amplify it like never before! 
To enjoy together in no limit mode: The We-Vibe Chorus , the must-have connected sex toy that can be used during penetration for the greatest pleasure of both. In addition, this version bends to your 4 wishes and your anatomy thanks to its adjustable shape, its remote control which allows you to increase the intensity just by tightening the base or its complete connectivity with the We-Connect app. You can make it react to touch, ambient sound or your favorite playlist whether you are next to each other or even on the other side of the earth.
3- What Christmas gifts for parents/in-laws?
For the stuck : a range of soft bondage with a pretty mask to blindfold them, satin ties so as not to frighten them and finally a massage candle or a feather duster for those leaving the convent!
For the forgotten hippies : a massage candle with notes of Patchouli! True Flower Power aroma of the entire 60's generation which initiated the sexual revolution . Patchouli is an emblem of sexual liberation, for this generation of pleasure pioneers. Revival effect guaranteed!
For Connected seniors: Yes! It's a reality, some retired parents and in-laws have plenty of time to learn about the joys of the Internet, social networks and connected objects. Never mind !
So offer them a connected toy that will sow a breath of desire into their digital screens.
What do we offer?
BLOOM: Connected Geisha balls; in order to combine the useful (perineal retonification) with the pleasant (a family dinner disrupted by the giggling and wriggling of Mom or mother-in-law)! Who said our elders shouldn't have their share of the pie too?
4-What original erotic gift for BFF's and friends?
For the BFF - single or newly separated best friend:
HOROSCOPE: A personalized gift box based on your astro sign, with zodiac amulet, stimulating balm and clitoral stimulator. The kind of gift we really give to people who matter!
For the couple of friends that we would like to push towards the path of pleasure because they are so cute but so conventional!
For the childhood friend who has just been dumped: A Tenga Spinner - a fun and crazy masturbator that will allow him to experience the infernal grapefruit technique (LOL) without having to endure the absolutely unglamorous side of it!
5- What gifts for family members we don't see very often... Great aunts, distant cousins, etc.
Play the naughty humor card and offer:
A Tenga EGG in a Kinder egg carton . The best-selling male masturbator for your single distant cousin in Tanguy mode!
A collection of erotic short stories on the theme of Christmas from aunt Josette who lives surrounded by her cats.
A caressing feather duster for great-aunt Bertha, a true housekeeping freak, with a wink in the hope that she will dust off great-uncle George.
And if you're still lacking ideas and you don't know where to turn to find the perfect gift for Christmas, consult our gift ideas section to find inspiration, depending on a theme or a budget.
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